Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
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attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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