even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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