His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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