I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
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After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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