why didn't you poke me back
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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