i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
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I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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