Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
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Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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