She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
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There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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