He asked me if I "almost moaned"
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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