in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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