Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
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Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
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