My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize
