The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I didn't notice because vodka
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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