i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
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i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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