I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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