But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Come see our sink grown plant.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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