Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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