Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
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