Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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