some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Vodka?
Forever.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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