My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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