Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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