So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
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I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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