Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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