What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
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Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.