these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
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dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.