so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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