**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
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He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
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so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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