why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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