We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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