i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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