Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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