We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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