pedialite and red bull = repair kit
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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