Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
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i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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