You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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