Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
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