everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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