exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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