Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
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I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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