I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
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Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
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I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.