i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...