I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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