Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
he thought i was a dude.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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