? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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