I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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