I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
honey bunches of taint.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
false alarm, still single
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