new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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