In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
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