wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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