You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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