Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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