Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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