I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
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Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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