are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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