Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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