is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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