is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
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Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
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My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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