Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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