Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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